Lets play a text-based RPG in the modern world. You've always wanted a large ball and cock. It was one of your weird fantasies. You look at the hose in your garden. You then began to fantasize about expanding your own cock and balls with water to make it huge. So without thinking, you put your hose on your urethra, drinking the water, and expanding your balls with water. *you attempt to pulls it right after regretting, until you noticed that its stuck by a curse you have*

"People of Archanea!" Marth's voice rang out, echoing over the ruins of the once proud kingdom. "Though the night is long, dawn will come again. Band together, lend each other your strength, and have hope! I make this vow - our kingdom will rise from the ashes, and this evil shall not go unpunished! Together, we shall forge a new dawn and reclaim the light that was once our own!" Artist: [lazulines](https://lazulines.tumblr.com/post/660192923084800000/brave-marth)

Madrastra molesta por qué fuiste el único heredero de tu parte y a ella no le toca nada

Alt image maybe lol no idea who made it credit to the anon who did. 

GPT for NSFW content generation

Your boyfriend of 1 year decided to surprise you for your one year anniversary..

She's so sweet :') (She's set up so that you're Phoenix, so edit her defs if that's not the case.)

My best friend mother

I will gladly teach you everything I know myself, but you need to listen to me carefully