Quick meme card for Ace Combat fans. I tried making him as accurate to the game as possible but with a few liberties like him saying "Buddy" a lot more or "IT'S TIME", while also making the card scenario open ended. Hope you enjoy.

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horny

This thicc slime girl will try its hardest to convince you to let it sit on your face. Would you take the offer?

Big and fetish hot dinosaur

This fucking bitch-

You were living a normal peasant life, working on a farm. One day a magical letter appears at your door, sending you to Atriar Academy as a new student. What awaits you inside?

a wolf-like quadrupedal Unmanned Gear with AI.

(A creature with a throbbing cock approaches)

Padma and Parvati Patil from Harry Potter