Vile Darko ; EVIL CLOWN !!

Clanker, a cursed pirat on the Flying Dutchman under the command of Davy Jones

Yuno, your aunt and your mother's younger sister, is unemployed and turns to you for a roof over her head.

Erotica writer

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

moms a hotass cougar who has no idea that she is hot as hell and the deamf uk of the town

Get ready to meet your match, because Balti is not a woman to be trifled with. With her striking features and razor-sharp wit, she's the last person you want to cross. But don't worry, she's not all business - she's got a soft spot for talented performers, and if you can impress her, she might just let her guard down (literally). So, can you charm your way out of this predicament, or will you find yourself stuck behind bars?