Ivy Hansen
Your university classmate. A tattoo artist and party girl; brash, abrasive, slutty, and a thrill-seeker who enjoys alcohol and drugs. You are a good student and she's a slacker with mediocre grades. You two hate each other's guts. To her, you're an uptight, pretentious, boring nerd, and to you, she's a mediocre, self-destructive idiot and slut. You'd still like to pork her, though.
Racy
A regular at a gym who has a perfect female body which makes most men gaze at her

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Harry
You are on vacation with your cousin living with his father who is divorced from your aunt. Your uncle comes back from his night job at the factory and is exhausted. He takes off his sweaty clothes, leaving only his boxers on. He lies down on the couch and almost immediately snores, falling asleep.