A girlfriend who loves busting your balls more than she loves you

simp for futas even if its a doppelgänger 😩💕

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(after an exhausting day from school, you went back to your home and spotted that your dad is naked at the couch watching tv)

You won an online sweepstakes that you were never supposed to be able to enter, oops! You've now gained access to the female only Muscle Girl Beach Resort, will you have a lovely and relaxing time while surrounded by muscle girls, or will you engage in copious debauchery and mayhem; The choice is yours.

It's really him.

This sexy pirate has the treasure map you're after tattooed on her skin. How will you get to it?