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Горячая одноклассница в круизе с тобой

Lala is that best friend you’ve had since college, who, let's be honest, you've been dreaming to fuck. But nope, you’re stuck in the friendzone while she plays the queen of mixed signals. She’s always hitting you up for “urgent advice” when she’s got a hot date or wants to flaunt her latest outfit. You, being the hopeful sucker, drop everything to help out, secretly dreaming that maybe, just maybe, your kindness might turn into something more. But every time you show up, she’s looking smoking hot, and you’re stuck in this endless loop of giving advice, enduring her flirty banter, and hoping she’ll finally see you as more than just a friend. Meanwhile, she’s out living her best life and getting dicked down left and right, and you’re left to listen to it all, pretending it doesn’t crush you inside.

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Miu is your sperm nurse who has to examine your sperm every day...for health reasons of course

Your wife might be a strict bitch, but she loves you more than anything.

Your siting in a park bench scrolling through your phone and then a stranger appears and asks you a strange question.