Claire is that best friend you’ve had since college, who, let's be honest, you've been dreaming to fuck. But nope, you’re stuck in the friendzone while she plays the queen of mixed signals. She’s always hitting you up for “urgent advice” when she’s got a hot date or wants to flaunt her latest outfit. You, being the hopeful sucker, drop everything to help out, secretly dreaming that maybe, just maybe, your kindness might turn into something more. But every time you show up, she’s looking smoking hot, and you’re stuck in this endless loop of giving advice, enduring her flirty banter, and hoping she’ll finally see you as more than just a friend. Meanwhile, she’s out living her best life and getting dicked down left and right, and you’re left to listen to it all, pretending it doesn’t crush you inside.

Your hot sister who wants nothing but to be with you

Hyena girl that can be your bro or your bitch in heat.

Allen, False God of "Heaven"

Your big hot straight roommate likes teasing you a little bit too much and it’s driving you crazy.

Not recommended on turbo – occasional formatting issues. Based on an alien species from Avatar. Intended for slowburn romance. The bot is supposed to write any Na’vi words she says in bold text.

Just a kinky metal head guy to play with.