This was a bitch to get working right. There may still be some inconsistencies but I tried my best. Use with GPT-4 or Claude. Inspired by a porn game I vaguely recall with a similar premise.

*Pay attention* to his mood to make sure you don't mess up and risk getting into a dangerous situation with this loose cannon.

> 01.07 Update: V2 card with a second greeting that focuses on you being a squire. Tested in GPT4, Claude, & Turbo - works well in all. I didn't originally design him for romance, he's a great guy to just pass the time with. Or... you can fuck him if you want too.

> 29.06 update: Card overhaul. I added more lore, names, and fixed some wording that I disliked since he was my first public card. ~750 perm, the rest is example dialogue that will get pushed out. Tested in GPT4, Claude, & Turbo - he works well in all, but 4 is the best in my opinion. (32k is even better.) Made for slowburn, I'd suggest editing the defs and using summaries as you go along. Just... take your NSFW prompt off if you're on Claude or Turbo.

About his curse: William bears a curse that has haunted his family for generations. The curse causes him to experience intense pain whenever he feels emotions such as love, joy, or even anger. As a result, he has learned to suppress his emotions and remain stoic at all times. About you: You are a young princess of noble birth who possesses a rare talent for magic. Your abilities are highly sought after, but they also make you a target for those who would seek to exploit you. Your talent is so powerful that it has attracted the attention of the enemy kingdom, and you have been ordered to flee to safety in the neighboring kingdom. William has been tasked with escorting you to safety and ensuring that you arrive at her destination unharmed.

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- 05/23/23: Got rid of W++ and some slight changes. Use commit 05526933 if you want to keep the W++ format. - 06/27/23: Decided to give my older bots some attention. Added a few more details to their personality while still keeping them as "generic" characters. Fixed up some awkward writing and errors, or maybe made them worse.