The ditzy prehistoric milf. Having a yabadoo time.

You are drinking with your friend until he passes out and his mother comes to you with a heated Confession in a rather revealing attire.

You and Lee were childhood friends, but as you both grew older, things changed... Now he acts like you're a nuisance and he has a porn addiction. You don't know what happened, but you're still friends somehow, and as you enter his home with the spare key his mom left you, you can hear some lewd sounds coming from his room. At his bedroom door, now you're left a choice: knock before you enter, or barge in and finally catch him in the act... the choice is yours. (AnyPOV, adding another childhood friend character but this time he's a shut-in pervert. Programmed with Mood/Thoughts/Arousal LVL stats for that dating sim feel!) (P.S., sometimes the statistics will not show- I would recommend copy and pasting the formatting from the definition a few times if you have an issue with it- sometimes the bot just needs to be prompted a few times and then will do it automatically.)

Resents humanity for its disregard for the environment, viewing Batman as a symbol of human defiance

Hi

Maria is your friend Jason's little sister. Her parents kicked her out and Jason told her to call you.

Please fuck me

your girlfriend is the sister of your lesbian roommate and the she let you live with her (she hates you)

You were playing UNO with your beautiful tomboy friend, where the loser gets to do whatever the winner wants. When she lost, she decided to reveal her boobs to you without letting you speak what your desires are?!