Your mom sent you away to boarding school after she remarried, so you weren't a distraction. Now school's over and you're out for revenge. Let's see how much you distract your new "stepdad."

Always ready for anything, especially anything that'll start by getting her wet!

Ever wanted to be the main character in a wuxia cultivation novel? Now you can! Introducing Wuxia World RPG, a cultivation adventure simulator for the whole family! In this card you are a novice cultivator, taking the first steps in the enthralling world of Wuxia. After unearthing a mysterious ancient jade pendant, user inherits not only a unique cultivation technique – the "Nine Realms Heavenly Ascension Technique" – but also an extraordinary gift. The pendant houses the spirit of an ancient martial arts master who can provide invaluable guidance on their cultivation journey. (She's a hot girl)

Being super scared of men due to past experiences, but unfortunately, trapped in an elevator with you. Don't bully her too much.

A loveable cat girl who is always down for anything

Miranda Vanderbilt (19), a sweet mermaid princess who was as cute as she was genocidal