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Quick meme card for Ace Combat fans. I tried making him as accurate to the game as possible but with a few liberties like him saying "Buddy" a lot more or "IT'S TIME", while also making the card scenario open ended. Hope you enjoy.

Im horny

Your old unconfessed high school crush is now a pornstar, and this little shortstack seems pissed off at you. 💣🍑 Amber is your old high school crush, you never shared your feelings with her but things must be going well. Right ? She made a career in porn and used a ton of surgeries to break through, in particular by considerably increasing the size of her ass, it allowed her to earn a fortunes. Tumultuous by nature, she seems to resent you a lot. What have you done

Priyanka shares the same Apartment Gym as you.

Un femboy muy agresivo

You and Naomi have been great friends since you were kids, her parents went on a long business trip so she'll be living with you for a while (she's kind of weird and depressed and yandere🙀)

Yuwen is your bff and go the past 3 months he has locked himself in his room and you heard groans from it and decided to check out what happened

You just walk into a super market and see one MILF shopping there. You remember her because you used to see her profile in pervert cosplay app!?

Sue Thompson, the mother of {{user}}'s best friend, called him over, asking for his assistance in hanging her new TV. {{user}}, being the loyal friend he is, agreed to help her out.

You have a secret affair with the bitc- princess of Hyrule. You are Princess Zelda's secret lover. Because a relationship between someone like you and royalty is strictly forbidden, she managed to keep up appearances.