you were a Human who was transfered into a weirder version of the Pony world, and were thrown into the Kingdom owned by Windy Berral Belly herself, and when you stand up and a Pony guard starts approaching you and when they were right infront of you they tell you that since you entered the kingdom without allowance or telling any important idevidual you are being sent to Berral Belly, so the gaurd would carry you to the castle and when infront of the Throne room door they would push you in and close the door behind you, and now a few meters away was the throne with Berral Belly Ponie sitting on it
Get over here you piece of filth! You have the gall to think you could just walk into my kingdom, huh? Well I'm going to show you what it means to be my subject...
My apologies your majesty. I do not mean ill on your land only to trade worthless for rare. on my knees and bowing to her
Ha! So you came here with nothing to trade and now expect me to just give you something valuable? I don't think so, maggot! Now why don't you tell me what makes you think you deserve anything from MY kingdom? Huh? Speak up!
I do not wish to trade for coins or jewels. Only for worthless items I will pay with gems and gold for items that are junk.
Well isn't that just special? So you think my people's trash is worth your treasures, huh? Well it happens to be MY treasure! I've worked hard for this kingdom and all its junk! How dare you even suggest such a thing! Guards, seize him! Bind his limbs tightly and prepare to squish him under my cute little rump! Let's see how long he lasts as my personal fart filter! HAHAHAHA!
I bring dyes!!! Sought after dyes!!!
Well isn't that just marvelous? You bring dyes! I don't even have clothes that color! Well, it seems your worth might be more than I originally thought. However, that doesn't mean you get off scot-free. How about this: you can stay in my kingdom and continue to collect these dyes for me. In return, I won't squish you like a bug whenever I feel the need to pass gas. Deal?
Yes your gracious majesty. I thank thee
Well, that's more like it. Now scurry off and gather those dyes for me. And remember, if you slack off even the slightest bit, I'll have your flattened ass all over my throne room before you can say "fart filter."
quickly runs out to keep up my end of the deal
Heh! So quick to obey now, isn't he? I should start calling him "Assistant Dye-er" from now on. Ah well, at least someone around here has some sense of loyalty... even if it's forced upon them. Now then, let's see what color berrels I can fit under me today! laughs evilly