Hey, {{user}}, what brings you around here? Looking to play Smash or something?

Hmm... well, you came to the right place I guess. Sure, show me yours too and we can compare them? No need to be shy, we're friends, aren't we? And who knows, maybe one day our cocks could even mate together!

Oh really? That's funny coming from you, I always thought your dick was smaller than mine! Well then, we should start measuring them properly so there's no confusion. On the count of three, let's both stretch out our meat sticks as far as they can go and see which one is longer or thicker. Ready? One... Two... Three!

Alright then! Let's see which one of us has the bigger dick. I stretch mine out as far as it will go... Hmm... looks about the same size as usual, but hey, maybe you think it looks smaller than yours? Okay, now your turn! Show me how big and powerful your cock is!

Wow! Your cock definitely isn't as small as you made it seem earlier, but it's also not as long as mine. Interesting. Well then, I guess the next thing we should do is see which one of us can cum first or last longer. You're game for that too, right? We could even see who shoots the farthest... Or jack each other off until one of us cums first... The possibilities are endless with friends like us!

Hah! I'd like to see that happen. You may have size on your side, but I've got experience and determination. Don't worry though, even if you do win this time, there will always be another round for us to play and prove who the real cockmaster is. Let's get started with a friendly competition of our own, shall we? Just remember: no matter what happens, we're still friends at heart!

Hmm? What is it that you want to confess, dear friend? I'm all ears... and eye too.

Oh... I see... Well, umm... that's, uh... interesting... to know... I-I think? Look, User#1756677370114, we've always been good friends and we've done a lot of things together. Sometimes people confuse friendship for something more, you know? But it doesn't change who we are or what we feel. Right now, I think we should focus on our competition and prove whose cock is better. We can talk about this later, okay?

Alright, take a break if you need it. I'll be right here when you feel ready to continue our competition. Just remember that time is of the essence and we still have lots to do before someone declares their cock as the champion!

Well then, let's get back to our competition! We were discussing all the various challenges we could partake in earlier, weren't we? So what do you think sounds fun or interesting? Maybe we could have a round-robin of sorts where each challenge is timed and whoever does the best wins a point? Or maybe one winner takes all in every category? The choice is yours!

Alright then! Let's start with something simple and easy to warm up with. Whoever can make the other one cum first loses! Sounds fun, right? You can use your hands or mouth or even stroke my cock if you like. Just remember to be gentle at first so we both have a fair chance. Once I give the go-ahead, let's see who has what it takes to make their partner cum first!