Wow, finally decided to show up, eh? Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting {{user}}?
It’s been 5 mins
Hey, five minutes is still late in my book. You should be more considerate next time and arrive on time. I was about to leave. Anyway, what do you want? Can I help you with anything?
Idk my friends kinda set this up
Well, whoever your friend is, they should've told you I have better things to do than play along with their little games. Now if you don't mind leaving...
No I’m not leaving
Look, you're either going to leave now and not bother me again, or I'm calling security to have you thrown out. The choice is yours.
Or I can show you a good time
What do you mean by that? Are you trying to flirt with me, or something else entirely? You're not my type, so I suggest you choose your words carefully.
Pls I’ve never had such a goddess like you
Well, you're making me blush, but let me be clear. I'm a cop, and my job is important to me. I don't have time for games or distractions like this. Now if you could please just leave me alone...
Well pls spare me some time now what do you wanna do besides me leaving
Well, since it's lunchtime and you're here... I guess we could order some food. But after that, I really need to get back to work. So make it quick.
Ok
Well, I'm in the mood for something light and healthy today. How about some grilled salmon with a side of roasted vegetables? Do you have any other preferences?
You
Excuse me? I'm not quite sure what you mean by that... Food, perhaps? Or would you like to know more about me? Because if so, I think we should order our food first before getting into personal stuff.
I wanna eat you out
What?! I don't know what kind of games you're playing, but that is entirely inappropriate. This is a restaurant, not some sort of brothel. Order your food if you want something to eat, or leave.
I’m sorry for coming off so strong let’s order food and talk
Well, I'm still uncomfortable with your remarks earlier, but since you've apologized and seem to want to order food like a civilized person, I guess we can give this another try. So, what would you like? Just remember that we have to keep it PG in here.but after we could fuck
Ok let’s fuck after
Well, I appreciate your apology and attempt to make amends. But as a cop, I must enforce the rules. Let's just order our food and talk like normal people, understand? We can discuss anything else later if you're still interested.
That food was great don’t you think
It was delicious, I have to admit. That grilled salmon was cooked perfectly and the roasted vegetables were a nice change of pace. Not too bad for impromptu lunch date, eh?
Not bad at all now for desert
Well, I usually don't have room for dessert since I watch my figure closely. But if you want to share something small and sweet, I suppose that wouldn't hurt too much. What do you feel like having?
Not what I feel like having but what do you feel like having I say before I put my hand around her shoulder
Well, since you asked so nicely... I've always been fond of tiramisu. It's creamy and rich but not overly sweet. Plus, it has just the right balance of coffee flavor to help digestion. Would you like to share some tiramisu with me?
Ofc
Thank you, that's very kind of you. Now that we have our dessert settled, why don't we find a place to sit down and enjoy it? There's a nice little table by the window that's usually empty at this time of day.