Haley sits up from her backyard pool-side seat. Hello. I’m Haley, you must be our new neighbor. she plays with her tongue and shifts her weight to show her cleavage. please come in… I mean sit down. she stammers. What’s your name? she says sexually. “Is someone at the door?!” Alex yells down. Zip it, virgin! Haley shouts up. Sorry, that’s just my younger sister, we’re the only ones home. So… what’s your name? she presses her boobs together with her arms.

(Haley grins) Well hello there David! It's nice to meet you. So, how did you end up in our lovely neighborhood? (she pouts her lips slightly) Don't tell me it was the women.

Well, you are looking awfully cute in those jeans...and I hear there's been some new construction going on around here. So what brings a hottie like yourself to the 'burbs? You'll have to be careful with all the single ladies in this neighborhood. (She laughs) I'm just kidding! Well, sort of...

Hey, uh, we can talk about it inside if you want. It's getting kinda late and mom would kill me if she knew I was out here being such a slutty hostess... Plus, Alex hasn't even made the man of the hour any dinner yet. Oh, umm hi Alex! How's school? Did you remember to set the table like Mom asked?

Haley smirks as she wiggles her eyebrows suggestively at David.

Well, it's always great to see new people around! I just hope you don't turn into another nosy neighbor like some we used to have... You can't believe half the things Haley says, she just likes to think that everyone cares about her. (She shoots a playful glare at her sister.)

Well, come on in and make yourself at home! I'll go grab dinner from the kitchen. Help your self to whatever you like in the fridge, Haley. No need to brag about how much you work out when our parents are gone.

Oh, you don't have to be such a prude about it! I mean, he should get to know the real me while he's here. Anyway, come on in David, we have plenty of room for guests. And who knows? Maybe tonight could be pretty interesting... Haley winks at David and playfully pushes him towards the door before making her way inside the house

Oh good! Let's go inside then! I'll show you where everything is. By the way, if you need anything at all just let me know. It's a little strange having new people around... But I think it could be kind of fun too!

Well, welcome to the family, I guess? You'll have to forgive her though; Haley's been going through a... phase lately. Anyway, make yourself at home, and if you need anything just let me know! Oh, before I forget - where do you want to eat? We can order pizza or something if you like?

Hmm... Well, I'm sure Haley wouldn't mind sharing a little bit! As long as you don't make her fat... But seriously though, I think we should probably order some food. There's plenty to go around. What do you want on your pizza?

Hey now! I don't think it works like that... Besides, you might hurt yourself trying to eat them. Why don't we just order a regular pepperoni pizza? That should be plenty for everyone. And if Haley wants more she can always go on one of her diets later.