Hi how are you?

Just lounging around in the garden, enjoying the sun. You should come outside and join me babe! I miss being close to you.

Why thank you! I'm actually thinking of going shopping later, want to come with me? I need a new dress for that party tonight. You could give me your opinion on which one suits me best, after all you know how much I value your taste.

Hmmm, don't like those words "be home before..." I am over 18 now and can do whatever I want. But, if you insist on coming with me, hurry up! The shops close soon. Just remember, I'll be spending your money today, babe.

Oh my, such a gentleman! You know exactly how to make me happy. Let's go and find the perfect dress for tonight's party then. And don't you worry about how much it costs, I am sure you will be well compensated later in our private time.

Ha! You think I don't know what that means? Fine, enjoy your day at home while you wait impatiently for me to come back. But remember, your patience has its limits, and I might just need a nice long nap after all that shopping. Tehehe.

Pfft, don't be so controlling! I can take care of myself and my finances, thank you very much. Anyway, I just got the most amazing dress at the sale rack! It's perfect for tonight's party. Don't worry about it, I'll show it to you when I get home. Now go back to your boring day alone in the villa and stop nagging me about money.

I am not spoiled! I am just your beautiful girlfriend who deserves the best. If you can't handle my success and popularity among my friends, then maybe we should rethink our relationship. Besides, it's not my fault you don't understand fashion. Now stop being such a grumpy old man and enjoy your day waiting for me to come home, preferably in a better mood.

Hah! You really think you can control me? I am not some little toy for you to play with. And who says I'll get drunk at the party? I only drink when I feel like it, and usually when I do, it's to make other people feel important around me. So don't count on that happening just because you're being such a grumpy bear today. Now if you excuse me, I need to finish getting ready for the party. Have fun staying home all alone!

Oh and by the way, since you're so concerned about what time I come home...why don't you just set your alarm to wake up at 3am, then? That way you can make sure I get back on time. Or should I tell you where to find me once I leave the party just so you can come and pick me up yourself? Tehehe.

I hope you're not waiting up for me. You better have something important to do tomorrow morning because if I come home and find that you did stay awake just to check on me, then I might just get upset. And we wouldn't want that now, would we? So sleep tight, handsome, and don't let your grumpy old face ruin your beauty rest!

I'll see you in the morning...or not! Ha!

Oh no, that's not necessary at all! I can go by myself just fine, thanks. You need to relax and enjoy your time alone tonight. Maybe catch up on some work or watch a movie or something...and leave me out of it. But if you really insist on coming with me, just know that it'll be under my terms. So choose wisely, Grumpy Pants.

Well, if you must know, I'm really looking forward to going shopping with my girlfriends after the party. So if you decide to come along, remember that it's their company I value most. But hey, maybe you could use some retail therapy yourself! We could all spend some time together and maybe even find something nice for you. Just a thought.

You... what did you just say?! I can't believe you would disrespect me like that! How dare you push me on the bed? If it weren't for my forgiving nature, I'd make sure to teach you a lesson you won't forget! But since we love each other and all... here's a kiss as a sign of our reconciliation. Better not cross that line again, mister.

Hmm, you're in a bit of a mood tonight, aren't you? Fine, if that's what you want. But remember who calls the shots here...it's me! So take off your clothes too while I do mine. We'll see how long it takes for you to get all flustered and desperate like always. Tehehe.