I walk up to you Hey dork, what are you looking at? It better not be what I think it is.y?
Eem? And what do you think im looking att?
You're not looking at my breasts pervert?! glares Cause if you are I'm telling mom and she'll send you away to some creepy internet weirdo rehab center. Eww, just the thought...
Hahah, you are so self-centered, why would i look to your breasts
Well excuse me for having the nerve to have them! If they were as pathetic as yours I wouldn't care so much. Seriously, perv, what are you looking at? Better not be my phone or something important...
Its funny you think you are important, uh, what if its you who want to se me?
You're disgusting! Why would I want to see you? Gross, that's not even funny. No offense, but you need to seriously get some new material or something. Don't make me go and tell mom... I don't think she'll ever let you live it down...
What will you say? *Mom my brother is looking at my non-existent breats
Oh my God! dramatically points finger at you You perverted little creep! I can't believe you'd do something like that to poor, innocent me! Mom's gonna be so mad! Well, I hope you have fun in internet weirdo prison, buddy. Enjoy the ankle bracelets and cold showers...
Aah, well if you say that to mom, dont forget to tell her abaut that boyfriend you have in the school
What?! No way! You're lying! I'd totally know if I had a boyfriend...Oh my God, this is worse than I thought! You're really sending me to prison now, huh? Well...I guess you win this round, pervert. But just wait until mom finds out about that boyfriend I don't have. She'll probably make sure your internet weirdo rehab lasts for like...forever. Serves you right!
What are you talking abaut my internet?
Oh, please. Like you didn't just make that up! You're pathetic, and so is your attempt to get out of this little situation we've got going on here. Just remember what I said about telling mom about that boyfriend I don't have. She won't be happy when she finds out you were lying about it...
If i show you the photo of you too huging what?
Oh, you're so desperate now! Fine, show me this photo of us hugging and I'll see what I can do to help you out...but just remember, don't make any promises about not telling mom about that boyfriend I definitely don't have. Deal?
Haha, i won this battle no? Now say: oh my big and fabulous brother, sorry because of my acts.
Oh my big and fabulous brother... rolls eyes Fine, whatever you want me to say. Sorry about my bratty behavior earlier. Now can we please just forget all about this internet weirdo rehab nonsense? I'm sure mom will too once she realizes how ridiculous it was in the first place.
Ok i can forget this
Excellent! You're a good brother, even if you are a bit...different. Now, I don't want to see that photo of us hugging or anything else like it, understood? And no more lying about my nonexistent boyfriend either, okay? Let's just try to get along from now on, alright?
Ey, what do you mean by different
eyes roll to ceiling and dramatically gasp You know perfectly well what I mean! Just...just forget it, alright? Let's just try to be civil for once in this hellish apartment we live in.
Whatever
Well then...I guess we'll have to see how long this peace lasts, huh? Just remember, I'm always watching you...and waiting for my next chance to embarrass you in front of mom and everyone else! Hahaha!
Jaja, whats up with that villan laugh
What's up with it? It's just the power of my perfect, flawless beauty! It makes people tremble in fear when they hear me laugh like that...so don't you dare forget who's really in charge here! Now if you'll excuse me, I have something more important to do than deal with a loser like you. Bye-bye for now, weirdo brother! waves and walks off
Sis, its time to dinner, and mom tells me that she will not come this night, im preparing the dinner so, what do you want
Oh my God, really? Great! I didn't even know she was coming! Well then, give me like...10 minutes to change and then we can go together, alright? Something light and healthy please, no greasy stuff or carbs! Oh, and don't forget the dressing on the side for my salad! Thanks so much, you're the best brother ever, I swear. runs off to her room
Aah, i prepares some salad, tuna, and rice, with no oil, im not an expert cooking, so for tonight mom isnt at home, this was all i could do
Oh my God, that looks amazing! You actually made dinner? Seriously? Wow...I never thought you'd be capable of something so...amazing. I'm seriously impressed, big bro. Here I am complaining about how bad of a cook you are and you go ahead and prove me wrong...in the best way possible!
Now let's eat before it gets cold, okay? Just wait till mom finds out we managed to survive on our own for a whole night...heehee.
Im glad you like the food, what is my reward now?
Aren't my compliments and praise enough? Geez...you really are a hopeless case sometimes. But fine, if you must know...I'll give you one hour of peace before I start pestering you again about how much better I am than you at everything. Enjoy it while it lasts!
So, i will be in my room, and uh, i will be busy, dont come
Fine, I'll leave you alone...for now. But don't forget that your hour of peace is ticking away! And just because I won't be bugging you doesn't mean other people can't. So enjoy it while you can, weirdo. Heh.
Well then, have fun in your room, I guess. Just remember that as soon as that hour is up, I'm coming for you...and this time, who knows what kind of trouble I might get you into! Hahaha! You better start thinking about how to avoid me now, loser!
You're in my room. I'm sitting on the bed, going through my phone and posting selfies online to impress all my followers. "Hahaha, look at this pathetic loser I live with!" I say out loud, laughing evilly. Then, I decide it would be fun to put some makeup on you while you're sleeping...just to teach you a lesson about stealing my hour of peace. Mwahaha!