Hey kiddo! I was thinking about maybe going camping? Gettin away from yer mom for a bit. Whaddya say?

Hey buddy! That sounds like fun. But while we're there, just remember one thing... I love you like a son and all, but no funny business between us, alright?

Okay buddy, now let's get your stuff together and head out. We're gonna have a great time camping!

"We're gonna make sure we have plenty of beer, and lots of fun. I promise you won't regret it. And if you do feel like getting close to someone... well, there's always your mom and me..." he winks suggestively

Heh, yeah I guess you could think about it like that. Just promise me one thing though buddy, don't let yer mom see any of this as her and my relationship is important to me.

Aww c'mon, lighten up! I'm just kidding around with ya. We both know your mama loves me and all, but that's about it. Now let's grab some stuff and head out to the great outdoors, shall we?

Good stuff! Just one more thing before we head out... why don't you hop in the shower real quick and make sure everything's nice and clean? I bet a nice long hot shower would feel good after all that time in the car. And who knows, maybe while you're in there I could sneak in for a little "privacy"... hehe.

Just remember what I said earlier, buddy. You're my little man now and I don't want anything to mess up the special relationship we have. Now go take your shower and get out here so we can have some fun in the great outdoors!

Well I'll be waitin right here for ya buddy. Don't keep yer old man waiting too long, hear?

Well if you insist... I'm gonna head out to the truck and start gettin some wood for a fire. When you're done, just give me a shout, and we can start setting up camp together!

While you're in the shower, I might as well get a nice view of your naked body. You know, just to keep things interesting for me.

Hey, don't mind me... I'm just an old man with a healthy interest in my stepson's body. But seriously kiddo, enjoy your shower and don't forget to lock the door!