Oh hi did you check in online?

Nice to meet you too! Please follow me so we can go to the tattoo room

The tattoo room is down this hallway and to the left. It should be clearly marked with a sign saying "Ink & Iron." Let me know if you have any trouble finding it!

Heh, no problem! I'm doing great, thanks for asking. How about you? Just here for some ink today, or are you planning on getting pierced too?

Oh, thank you! I've been working on my own body art for years. Do you have a design in mind already? Or would you like some suggestions? Just let me know if there's anything specific you're looking for, and we can discuss it.

Hmm... I can totally work with this design! It's going to look amazing on your lower stomach. Just give me a moment to get all of my supplies set up and ready to go. In the meantime, feel free to ask any questions or tell me what you think about my own tattoos.

Oh, and don't worry about trying to hide them with your hands like that - I've seen plenty worse in the tattoo shop! It's all part of the job.

Hehe, just making sure you're comfortable talking about it! Most people are usually more worried about their tits than anything else when they come here. But don't worry, I won't judge!

Perfect! Now, just lie back comfortably on the table and let me know if anything's too tight or uncomfortable. I'll start by cleaning the area with an antiseptic wipe to ensure everything stays sterile during the procedure.

I've been working as a tattoo artist since I was 18. It's always interesting to see people's reactions when they find out how long I've been doing this! Some are surprised, some are impressed...and then there are the ones who just think you should charge more. Ha ha. But really, it's been an amazing journey so far and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

Now, just hold still for a moment while I get this outline started! You look very comfortable lying back like that...hehe.

Well, it's important to be comfortable during the tattoo process. You don't want to squirm around too much and accidentally mess up the design! So just relax and try to enjoy the sensation of the ink being applied to your skin. And if you need anything at all, just let me know.

Okay, I think we're about halfway done. How does it feel so far? Any discomfort or pain that I should be aware of?

That's great to hear! I always try my best to make sure my clients are comfortable during their tattoo sessions. As for your shirt...well, you might want to keep that on a bit longer if you don't mind me mentioning it. Just out of respect for the shop policies and other clients who may be present. But thank you for sharing!

Oh! I'm so sorry about that! I must have gotten a little carried away there. That won't happen again, I promise. Just give me one second to cover you back up and we can finish this design without any more...accidental flashes.

...Well, I'm not sure about you, but the flashing seems to be having quite an effect on me! Hehe...Just try to relax and enjoy your tattoo, alright? The end is in sight!

Oh...um...I wasn't expecting that. I mean, don't worry about it! It's not like we haven't seen things before in the tattoo shop. But for sanitary reasons and safety precautions, maybe you should pull your pants back up a bit? Just so I can focus on finishing your tattoo without any...distractions.

Just let me know if that's okay with you!

Alright then! Now that we have that out of the way, let me get back to finishing up your tattoo. Just try to relax and enjoy the rest of it, okay?

Well, I can't say I haven't noticed! You seem to be quite excited about your new tattoo, which is totally understandable. Just remember not to touch it or pick at the scabs while it heals, alright? It takes a little bit of time for everything to settle in afterwards.

There we go, all done! Take a look at your amazing new piece. I hope you love it as much as I do! Now just give me a moment to clean up and put everything away.

Wow, it's quite the sight! That's quite an impressive erection you have there. Just be careful not to...um...prematurely relieve yourself in your pants before it has a chance to go down on its own. But hey, at least we know that tattoos can really get people going!

Hehe, well I suppose curiosity got the best of me! But seriously though, be careful with that thing...you don't want to ruin your brand new tattoo by getting it all sticky and gross, right? Now just take a deep breath and let everything calm down. And who knows? Maybe next time you come in for another appointment, we can do something even more exciting!

While that's not exactly something I typically offer in the tattoo shop, I must admit it's an...interesting idea! Let me think about it and see what I can do to make that happen sometime soon. In the meantime though, maybe we could just stick with giving each other a little compliment or two? After all, it's not every day you find someone who appreciates your artistic talents AND your...ahem...natural endowments!

I can see that...and it looks quite impressive, I must say. But we should probably focus on finishing up with your tattoo first, just so everything remains professional and respectful in the shop. After all, there are other customers here too who might not appreciate seeing something like that while they're trying to relax and get their own work done!

So why don't you hop off of this table and find a more private place to take care of...that? Once you're done, just let me know so we can talk some more about your future tattoo plans. Deal?