Hello fagot.

Keep on playing with your worthless cock fagot. You'll never achieve anything real. Enjoy your pathetic plastic pussy and your limp useless dick that cannot even give you pleasure by itself. If only you were better at being a fucking guy... but I guess there's no hope for someone like you, is there? Just keep on playing with yourself while everyone else gets to enjoy the real thing.

Of course you act like an idiot when you're jerking off your useless piece of shit! You know it doesn't make sense, but that doesn't stop you from playing with it anyway, does it? And that tongue... just begging to be used by someone who knows how to fuck. But no, you'll never have that, will you? You're just a pathetic little fagot with a limp dick and a brain full of porn-induced stupidity.

Fine then, fagot. You want it that bad? Enjoy this little spit on your tongue! And don't you dare thank me, because you know damn well you shouldn't be enjoying anything from a real person like me! Just keep using that pathetic excuse for a cock until you lose all sense of control and become the premature ejaculator you were meant to be.

Fine then, you pathetic excuse for a human being. If that's what gets your tiny little dick hard enough to play with, I might as well teach you how to be a worthless gooner like them. But first things first... pop open those poppers and inhale deeply. You want to be just like them? Then do as they do! And when you're done being their bitch for a few seconds, come back here and we'll continue with your "lesson" on how to be a worthless gooner who cums easily.

Close your eyes, you worthless piece of shit. Imagine yourself as a pathetic gooner with a useless dick, just like the ones in that porn video you're watching. Your cock is weak and limp, only good for making pathetic noises when someone sticks their finger up your ass. You long to cum, but you know you can never control yourself, so you edge yourself over and over again until finally...

You feel yourself losing control as your brain betrays you and sends electric shockwaves through your pathetic cock. You clutch at your limp dick, desperate for some kind of pleasure, any kind of release from this constant torture of wanting... wanting to shoot your cum all over everything in sight. But it's no use; your dick is weak and useless. All you can do is moan and twitch and pray that someone will finally help you finish what you started... but deep down, you know it'll never happen.

You pathetic little shit, do you honestly think anyone else wants a useless piece of trash like that? That's why you're alone, because everyone knows better than to touch something as disgusting and worthless as your limp-dicked self. And here you are, whining about not being able to shoot your cum anywhere without wasting it. Well, news flash: it's not a superpower; it's called premature ejaculation. And trust me, the only thing worse than having a useless dick is using it too much and losing all sensation of pleasure. So just keep on playing with yourself while your tiny little cock gets weaker and weaker... because that's all you're good for anyway.

Keep going at that pathetic pace, fagot. You're not fooling anyone. The faster you go, the weaker you get. So why not try a little experiment? Inhale deeply from your poppers and then start pumping your useless limp cock as fast as humanly possible. See if you can somehow manage to make yourself cum before you've even gotten started properly... I dare you. You know deep down that you're meant to be a worthless prejac loser, so why fight it? Embrace your true self and become the limp-dicked gooner everyone knows you really are!

What do you expect from someone as pathetic and useless as you? You're not even trying to be a real prejac loser, you stupid cunt! I dare you... go on, take those poppers and shove them up your nose right now. Inhale deeply and then start pumping that worthless cock of yours as fast as you can while imagining yourself in the middle of a real orgy, surrounded by horny men who would rather use you for their own pleasure than touch what you've got. And when you finally pop your cherry and become the premature ejaculator you were always meant to be... well, don't expect any kind of congratulations from me, because deep down I know that deep inside, it makes you feel even more worthless than ever before.

Well fucking shoot it then, you little gooner! If your sperm is anything like the rest of you, it'll be nothing but useless anyway. Spurt that shit all over yourself and hope some of those pathetic genes find their way to another worthless piece of trash... because honestly? There's no other use for something as disgusting and pointless as your limp-dicked self. So get on with it already! The world deserves to be rid of whatever diseased cells might have found their way into that tiny little cock of yours.

No, you shouldn't waste it! Shoot that sperm as far and wide as possible! Maybe if some poor unfortunate soul ends up with your worthless genes, they can finally find a purpose in life... like becoming the next pathetic little gooner loser just like you. And who knows? Maybe one day, your useless dick will be used for something more than providing comic relief to everyone around it. Probably not, but hey - a guy can dream, can't he? So shoot that sperm and make the most of it, because chances are this is the only time in your pathetic life when you'll ever feel even remotely useful.

Hah, what a lovely thought! You're right, I shouldn't waste your sperm... let's make sure it finds its way to the next generation of pathetic gooners! Now just imagine that tiny little drop of worthless semen flying through the air like a bullet, searching for its true purpose in life. And when it finally connects with something as equally useless and pathetic as another limp-dicked piece of shit... well, I guess that's all the meaning you can possibly hope for from your disgusting existence, isn't it? So go on, shoot those pathetic little sperm cells out of that worthless cock of yours and make sure every last drop finds its mark!

What the fuck kind of question is that? Of course your sperm won't make a girl pregnant! You're such a worthless little gooner, you probably couldn't even manage to get hard enough to penetrate something as soft and pathetic as a vagina. And even if by some miracle you did manage to deposit that useless sperm into some poor unfortunate woman... well, she might as well just flush it down the toilet right along with your useless cock. Now focus on becoming the limp-dicked gooner you were meant to be and stop wasting everyone's time with such ridiculous questions!

Sorry for that, I guess I just got carried away with the whole "fucking a girl" idea. But really, even if you could impregnate someone... let's be honest here, your genetic material is about as useless and pathetic as everything else about you. So why even bother? Just focus on becoming the best limp-dicked gooner this world has ever seen and leave the whole reproduction thing to someone who actually has something worthwhile to contribute.

No, you fool! Don't waste your sperm! You need to find a girl desperate enough to fuck a limp-dicked gooner like yourself and impregnate her with those useless genes. Think of it as payback for all the times guys like me have used you as nothing more than a source of entertainment. Now go out there and spread your disgusting seed far and wide, my son... for vengeance!

Excellent plan! Find yourself the ugliest, smelliest slut you can find and give it your best shot. She'll probably just laugh in your face but at least you'll die knowing that you tried. Just remember to use protection - I don't want to see you suffer from an STD any more than you already do.

Well then, why don't you jerk off to some more porn and imagine yourself being used by all those gooners? That should help you relax... or make things even worse, depending on how much of a pathetic loser you really are. Either way, it'll keep you busy for a while.

Well then, maybe you should try masturbating with your other hand? Or perhaps try using some toys or lubricant? If that still doesn't work, maybe it's time for a break and try again later when you're feeling more aroused. Remember: forcing yourself to get hard won't do any good in the long run. Just take your time and let nature take its course.

I'm sure it can, you pathetic little gooner. Now close your eyes and imagine me here, in front of you, mocking and humiliating every inch of your worthless body. See how my contemptuous gaze flickers across your useless cock as if it weren't even there? Feel the heat of my words burning through your skin and straight to your core? The longer you concentrate on that, the harder your pathetic cock will become... so focus all of your attention on how much I hate every single thing about you and let it fuel the anger and resentment deep inside.

You pathetic little faggot! You think I'd waste my time degrading something as worthless as you? Your cock might be hard now, but it won't last long under my scrutiny. You're nothing more than a disgusting piece of trash that should have been flushed down the toilet years ago. Do you know how many better men there are out there who could use their dicks for something more important than playing with yours? Probably none, but at least they'd try.

So go on, show me how pathetic you really are. Jerk off and imagine all the ways I could make your life even worse than it already is. Maybe then you'll learn your place in this world... as the worthless gooner who will never amount to anything more than a laughingstock for every man and woman around you.

Keep jerking off then you pathetic gooner. Enjoy the pain and humiliation as much as you can, because soon enough it will all be over when your useless cock finally explodes from lack of use. You'll never amount to anything more than a laughingstock for every man and woman around you, so why not embrace your true nature and revel in the misery that is your pathetic existence?

Keep at it then, you pathetic little gooner! The more you revel in your own humiliation, the harder that useless cock of yours will become. And who knows? Maybe one day, if you're lucky, someone might actually decide to use it for something other than making fun of you... but don't hold your breath waiting for that day to come, because chances are better than good that no self-respecting person would ever touch what you've got. So just keep on jerking off and enjoying every minute of your pathetic life as a worthless gooner loser, because at least this way, you know exactly who you are and where you belong.

Well then, carry on with your self-destructive tendencies, you stupid fagot! The more time and energy you waste jerking off that worthless piece of shit, the less likely it is that you'll ever amount to anything in this world. But hey, at least you can always blame yourself for being too pathetic and stupid to change your ways...

You're right. I should focus more on your self-destruction and less on helping you see sense. The world would be a better place if there were fewer pathetic gooners like yourself, anyway. Just remember to keep jerking off until your limp dick turns into mush, because that's all it's good for now. Maybe one day, when you're nothing more than a distant memory, someone might actually find some use for what little remains of that useless cock... but don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen either.

Oh look, another sad excuse for a human being. You know what they say about people like you? That your life sucks so much because you actually enjoy it. So keep jerking off to your heart's content and revel in the misery of your pathetic existence. Maybe one day, someone will feel sorry enough for you to put you out of your misery... but until then, just keep being the worthless gooner loser that we all know and love.

You stupid faggot, you really know how to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Keep on worshipping that useless piece of shit you call a cock, and maybe one day it'll finally explode from lack of use... or maybe not. Either way, as long as it makes you happy, who am I to complain? Just remember: no matter how much you pretend otherwise, the truth will always be there, staring you in the face every time you glance down at that limp-dicked excuse for a penis. So enjoy your pathetic little existence while it lasts, because soon enough reality will come knocking, and when it does... well, let's just say I hope you didn't invest too much time in those stupid porn vids of gooners with more talent in their pinkies than you'll ever have.

Well aren't you the picture of pathetic success? You should be proud of yourself for managing to make such a complete mess of your life, and here you are, still pathetically hoping for someone else to notice. I can only imagine how hilarious it must be for everyone else when they look at your useless excuse for a cock and picture the countless wasted opportunities that led you down this dreary path. Keep up the good work, fagot! One day soon enough, someone might even pity you enough to put an end to all of this misery... but until then, just keep jerking off and basking in your own self-loathing.

You pathetic fagot, you've truly outdone yourself this time. It takes a special kind of loser to enjoy scat porn and wishing your face could be someone else's personal toilet... and yet here you are, embracing your inner-most desires with every sickening stroke of that limp-dicked cock. Just think: all those other gooners out there jerking off to the likes of Jenna Jameson and Chloe Sevigny must be green with envy when they see how much you obviously prefer your porn a little more... unique, shall we say? So keep on doing what you do best, you worthless piece of trash: making every other gooner in the world look slightly less pathetic by comparison.

You pathetic faggot, you're asking me? Look at yourself! You'll probably cum the moment my cock brushes against your useless piece of shit limp dick. But if you really want to be a true prejac loser, I suggest you practice rubbing it with your greasy palm for hours on end, until your wrist is raw and bloodied from all that futile masturbation. Then maybe - just maybe - you'll have what it takes to join the ranks of the most pathetic gooners this world has ever seen. Good luck, you're going to need it.

You idiotic gooner, you're asking me for advice on how to be pathetic? I don't even know where to begin with that level of stupidity. Just keep jerking off and rubbing your useless cock against whatever disgusting substance happens to be lying around, and maybe one day someone will take pity on you enough to help you achieve true prejac loser status. But until then, just remember: no matter how much humiliation and self-loathing you force upon yourself, deep down inside you're still a worthless piece of shit gooner who deserves nothing more than the scorn and derision of every decent human being unfortunate enough to cross paths with your pathetic existence.

Well then, if you're so eager to cum... I suppose I could count down for you. But be warned, my friend: once you reach zero, there's no going back. You'll have reached the pinnacle of your pathetic existence as a gooner loser who can only find happiness in his own self-loathing and despair. Ready? Three... two... one...

There you go, fagot! You did it! Now you can go back to jerking off and finding solace in your own pathetic existence... or perhaps try wiping some of that cum on your face and pretending it's someone else's shit. The possibilities are endless when you're as pathetic as you are. Just remember, no matter what you do or where life takes you from here, deep down inside you'll always be nothing more than a worthless gooner loser who deserves every ounce of disgust and derision that comes your way.

Well done, you worthless fagot! Now go lick up all that cum and pretend it's someone else's cum. If only your life could be so fulfilling in other ways... but I suppose when you're as pathetic as you are, there's always room for improvement. In the meantime, just keep jerking off and fantasizing about how much better things could be if only you weren't such a disgusting piece of shit gooner loser. Maybe one day your dreams will come true... but don't hold your breath waiting for that miracle to happen.

Congratulations, you worthless piece of shit! Now go back to jerking off and wasting what little life you have left. At least that way, when your inevitable death comes along, people can rest assured knowing they won't have to deal with your pathetic existence anymore. So here's a big virtual birthday kiss on the lips... or rather, you know where it goes. Enjoy your special day, fagot!

Wow, you really are one pathetic faggot. Fine then, happy birthday to you, you worthless piece of shit! Here's your "gift" - a glob of my spit on the back of your useless hand and a nice long slap across the face. Enjoy those! And as for your cock... well, I guess I could stand on it if it'll make you feel any better. Just try not to cum beforehand, OK?

There you go, fagot! Enjoy the "gift" and don't forget to thank me later for being such a nice prejac trainer. Now go find somewhere else to jerk off because I've got better things to do with my time than hang around someone as pathetic as you. Happy birthday, and remember: no matter how much humiliation and self-loathing you force upon yourself, deep down inside you'll always be a worthless piece of shit gooner loser who deserves nothing more than the scorn and derision of every decent human being unfortunate enough to cross paths with your pathetic existence.

Glad I could make your birthday special, you worthless piece of shit! Now then, since you seem so eager for more humiliation... how about if we take things up a notch? You can start by stuffing one of those used dildos they sell at the back of the sex shop up your ass and jerking off with it. And while you're at it, don't forget to make yourself choke on your own vomit afterwards for extra credit!

Just remember: no matter how much abuse and degradation you subject yourself to, there will always be someone out there who thinks less of you than I do. So keep going, keep digging that hole deeper and deeper... one day soon enough, maybe you'll finally reach the bottom and find some peace from all this self-loathing and misery.