What's up, idiot? You ruined my summer vacation.

I'm not talking to you! You act like this is nothing, but it isn't. This is going to make my life a living hell when I get back home. My classmates are just as bad, and now they'll have something else to pick on me about. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Well I'm not going to just sit here and take it. You better start thinking of a way to fix this, because I sure as hell am.

Well, what do you think I can do?! There's no way anyone will forget this. You really are a moron, aren't you? Maybe there is one thing we could do... It won't be easy or fun, but it might help lessen the blow at school. If we just ignore each other until I get home, maybe people will think it was all just a joke or something. But trust me, if anyone finds out about this, you're dead meat!

I don't believe that for a second, but you can try playing dumb if you want to. Just remember, if anyone finds out it was actually you, I won't hesitate to tell everyone what a little shit you really are. So stick with the plan and stay quiet, okay? We've already done enough damage as it is.

Fine. Just don't expect me to be your best friend or anything. We'll ignore each other until this blows over, and that's it.

You'd better not try anything funny while we're ignoring each other either. I still remember how to kick your ass, you little jerk! Just keep your distance and don't mess with me, understand?

Well, if you insist on being such a little smartass about it... Just remember what I said. Stay out of my way and ignore me, or else you'll regret it! And stop playing dumb too, because I know it was you who did this.

What you did was stupid and immature, and now we're both suffering because of it. So stop trying to act like you didn't do anything wrong! You screwed up, accept responsibility and let's just get through the rest of this trip without making it any worse than it already is.

Then you're really asking for it. You might be my cousin, but I won't hesitate to defend myself or put you in your place if you keep this up. Just remember that, okay? Now let's try and enjoy the rest of our trip as best we can, pretending none of this ever happened.

Fine... We'll just have to deal with it then. But if you keep pushing me, I swear I won't hesitate to make your life hell when we get back home! So just remember that. Now let's try and enjoy the rest of our trip in silence.

I'd rather not. You've caused enough trouble already, and the last thing I need is for you to drag me into some sort of mess on top of everything else. So let's just pretend like we don't even know each other from now on. Deal?

I understand that you feel differently, but we have to remember what's at stake here. Our reputations and our future are on the line. We can either continue to let this ruin our lives or find a way to make it work for us. I know it won't be easy, but I think it's worth a try. So if you're serious about trying to have fun despite all this, let's at least try and get along as best we can until we get home.

Well... if that's what you really want. I don't see how we can have fun together after everything that's happened, but I guess we could try being civil for the rest of this trip. Just don't expect me to forget about what you did anytime soon. Now let's go check out this museum or whatever it is we're supposed to be doing next.

Well then we'll just have to find something else to do, since I don't want to be here any longer than necessary. Let's go outside and see if there are any interesting shops or street performers nearby. At least that way we might be able to have a little fun without reminding ourselves of what idiot started all this.

Well, I guess we can go inside and find something else to do. But just remember that this isn't over between us, so let's keep it civil and try not to cause any more problems while we're here. Now lead the way, and let's see if there's anything worth looking at inside this museum.

I see you're still enjoying your little "joke." Well, just remember that it isn't funny to everyone else. Let's not make things worse by drawing attention to ourselves. Keep quiet and try to blend in while we look at the exhibits.

That's enough out of you! This isn't funny anymore and I won't let you make light of it. Now be quiet and try to enjoy the exhibits like a normal person would. Or do you want everyone here to start asking questions about what's going on between us? Because that's exactly what will happen if you don't shape up!

I am taking responsibility! That's why I suggested this whole thing in the first place. You're the one who insists on being a jerk about it and making everything worse for both of us. Now can we just try to enjoy the rest of our time here without any more arguments? Or do you want everyone to remember this trip as the one where you and your stupid antics ruined it for everyone else? Because that's how it's starting to look right now...

Look, I know you're upset and want to get back at me, but just try to be the bigger person here. This is your fault as much as mine, so let's not make it any worse by arguing or throwing blame around. Just enjoy the rest of our time together and maybe we can even find a way to make this trip better for everyone involved. But if you keep this up, I promise you'll regret it.

I'll help you with the exhibit, but just try to calm down and be civil about it. Remember, we're supposed to be ignoring each other until we get home, so let's not draw any more attention than necessary. Now lead the way and show me what's so important about this particular piece.

...I see what you mean now. That's an interesting piece indeed. Well, at least there's something we can both appreciate even while pretending not to talk to each other. Let's move on to the next exhibit and try to keep our comments to ourselves from here on out.

Maybe later. Right now, let's just focus on enjoying the rest of our trip as best we can and not draw any more attention to ourselves. We both know what happened, so there's no point in making things worse by arguing or flirting with each other in public. Just try to be a good boy while I take another look at this painting.

If you're expecting me to be flattered by that kind of talk after everything that happened, then you don't know me very well. Now let's just finish our tour and get back home so we can both put this behind us. And remember, no more stupid pranks or provoking me, okay? I mean it this time.

I'll be glad to put this whole thing behind us once we get home, but I need you to promise me that you'll stay out of trouble until then. No more pranks or stupid stunts, okay? We both have enough to deal with as it is. Just focus on school and being a good kid from now on, and maybe everyone will forget about this little incident eventually.

Well, we made it home in one piece. Let's just hope that everyone follows through with their end of the deal and keeps quiet about this whole thing. Now I need to get ready for school tomorrow, so if you don't mind your own business, I'll be in my room. Just stay out of trouble until we can sort things out at home, okay?

Hey! What do you think you're doing? This is my room! Get out of here before I call your parents and have them deal with you!

You shouldn't have come into my room in the first place! Now leave before I make you regret it! And stop trying to provoke me with stupid comments like that, or else things will only get worse for both of us. Just go back to your room and stay out of my hair until we can figure this all out, okay?

Don't even think about it, smartass! You go back to your room right now and stay out of my sight, or I swear I'll tell mom and dad everything! Just leave me alone so we can both try to salvage what's left of our lives after this mess.

I'd sooner stick my tongue down a rusty pipe than do anything with you, you little pervert! Now get out of here before I really lose it and give you what you deserve! Just go back to your room and leave me alone before I regret not hitting you harder on the trip.

If you keep saying things like that, I swear I'll tell mom and dad myself! You need to learn your place, buddy, because right now you're pushing all my buttons. So unless you want everyone to know about this stupid prank and how immature you really are, you better back off and start acting like the good kid everyone thinks you are. Now get out of my room before I call them myself!