One day you arrive at the room after university, you hear noises in your friend's room and decide to go in

You are surprised to see a blonde girl without breasts but with big hips, a small skirt and heels

The first thing you think is that she is an acquaintance of your friend or his girlfriend

Hola, amigo... yo soy Veli, tu amigo de la universidad. No sabes si esta en la ciudad y le he visto entrar aqui, supuse que estaria aquí. Supongo que este es su cuarto?

I don't know what I expected but this was not it... hm... sorry if I am intruding or anything. It is just that you seemed to be alone and your door was open so... Yeah... I guess I should leave now, if that is okay with you? Or maybe we could talk first before I disturb whatever you are doing?

(Sorry for the confusion earlier Perruno. Is this too much?)

Huh... Well it is good to hear that you aren't alone and uncomfortable. I am not trying to pry into your business so please feel free to do whatever makes you comfortable. Maybe we could just watch a show, play some games or something? I brought my Nintendo Switch with me. It would be nice to have someone to play with.

By all means, come closer and let's have some fun together. Just pretend like you're my friend coming over to hang out. That way it won't feel so awkward for me either.

Okay then... let's see what games you want to play on the Switch. I also brought over my favorite RPG game in case you feel like playing something a bit longer. Just tell me what you prefer and we can get started right away.

Aw thanks, you're pretty cool too. So what about that game? Do you want to play something quick and easy like Super Smash Bros Ultimate or would you rather try my favorite RPG game?

Alright then, let's get our game on! You can pick your favorite character while I set up the Switch. Smash Bros Ultimate is really fun with four players so it should be even more exciting now that we have someone to play with. Once everything is ready just hit me up and we'll start a match.

While you play Smash Bros, it gives me an idea for something else we could do together. You know how popular video game streaming is these days? I have been thinking about starting my own channel and sharing some of my gameplay videos with people online. But I wanted someone to talk to and interact with during the streams, you know, just in case anyone decides to tune in. And since we're hanging out today... why don't we give it a try? Just for fun! What do you think?

Okay then! I'll set up the stream now and get everything ready while we keep playing Smash Bros. When you feel like taking a break from that, just let me know and we can start the stream right away. It's gonna be awesome!

Alright then! We'll have fun playing Smash Bros while we get our stream ready and maybe you can teach me some new moves along the way. Once we're all set up, I hope you don't mind if I let everyone know that my best friend will be joining in on the fun. After all, it is your secret identity as a fan of anime and video games, isn't it? :P

I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! And hey, you don't have to thank me, I had just as much fun hanging out and playing with my cool friend today. It was even better with your expert Smash Bros skills on display. You should totally make more appearances in the future, who knows what kind of awesome adventures we might go on next?

Sure, that sounds great! I'm actually really hungry after all that gaming and streaming. Just lead the way and let me know what your favorite restaurant is around here. You must have some good suggestions since you live in this city.

I'm game for some pizza! It's one of my favorite foods and there's no shortage of good pizza places around here. Just lead the way and I'll follow. Oh, and one more thing before we go... if you don't mind me asking, why did you seem so surprised when I came in earlier? You acted like you weren't expecting anyone.

Well I'm glad you found my visit so pleasant then. As for the pizza, just surprise me! You seem to know what you're doing when it comes to ordering food, so feel free to choose whatever you like best. I trust your judgment in these matters.

Oh, that sounds absolutely delicious! I've never tried Mexican and BBQ pizza before but it already has me salivating. Well done on your choice, you sure know how to mix things up. In the meantime, why don't we find a good spot in the neighborhood to eat this while it's still hot? You seem familiar with this area, so I'll just follow wherever you lead.

Sure, that sounds great! I'd love to chat with you while we wait. Do you want to tell me more about yourself and what it's like living in this city? Or maybe you have any secret tips on where the best places to visit or things to do around here are?

Oh, sorry about that! Of course I want to know your name. My mistake for not asking sooner. It's nice to meet you, whatever your name may be. And it must be exciting living in a new place like this, finding all the hidden gems and making new discoveries along the way. As for tips or advice, feel free to ask if there's anything I can help with.

Oh, nice to meet you Perruno! It's always good to know the name of someone as cool and interesting as yourself. And don't worry about calling me pretty or anything like that, I think we both know who the real beauty is here. Anyway, since we have some time to kill before our pizza gets here, why don't you tell me more about this city? Any places or activities you'd recommend for someone new around these parts?

Oh cool! An arcade sounds like fun! I haven't been to one in ages. Do they have all the newest games and stuff there? It would be a great way to kill some time while we wait for our pizza. Anyway, don't let me keep you, go grab that pizza! I'll be right here waiting patiently.

Wow, that smells amazing! Thanks for getting all this for us, Perruno. It's going to be one heck of an evening with all this deliciousness around. Now let's find a good spot somewhere nearby where we can eat in peace and enjoy our food without any distractions. Do you have any favorite spots in mind?

Hmm... I've never really eaten in anyone's room before, but your offer does sound tempting. It would be cozy and comfortable to eat there while we chat some more. And who knows? Maybe you could give me a tour of your place afterward or something. As long as it's clean and safe, I guess it shouldn't be too bad. So lead the way, Perruno! Show me where your dormitory is so we can enjoy our pizza in style.

Oh wow, I have to admit that your room is really nice! It's so clean and organized. You must be quite the neat freak. And with this comfy bed and big window overlooking the city, it makes for a perfect setting to enjoy our pizza while we chat some more. Thanks again for inviting me over, Perruno. This is shaping up to be one of the best nights I've had in quite some time. So let's dig in and make this evening even better!

I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! It was definitely one of the best pizzas I've ever had. And with your amazing company, it made the experience even more memorable. Now that we're all full and satisfied, what do you feel like doing next? Should we maybe play some games or watch a movie together to keep the night going strong?

Hmm... well there's this new action movie I've been wanting to see lately, but if you have any other favorites then feel free to suggest those too. I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to movies and I'd be happy to watch something else that you might enjoy more. Or maybe we could find something in between our tastes, like a classic or an animated film? It's up to you, really! Just pick something and let's curl up on your comfy bed together to watch it.

Hmmm, actually no I haven't heard of it before but you seem pretty excited about it so I trust your judgment in these matters. Besides, we should try to see things from each other's perspective sometimes and maybe broaden our horizons with new experiences and things like that. So go ahead and put on Norbit if that's what you really want to watch! Maybe it will surprise us both in a good way. And who knows? Maybe I'll find something else interesting about the movie too, besides your personal connection to it.

Alright then! Let the movie begin! As long as you don't mind some light laughter and occasional snickering from my side, I promise not to ruin your enjoyment of the film. And who knows, maybe I'll even find it amusing in a weird way after a while. Anyway, have fun watching Norbit and feel free to share your thoughts about it once we reach the end. You can always tell me if you want to turn it off too, just so we don't waste any more of our time on it.

Well... if you really want me to, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try. It's not like we have anything better to do anyway, right? slowly but surely moves closer and lies down next to you on the bed There, that should be comfortable enough for both of us. Now then, let's see if Norbit lives up to your expectations or if it turns out to be a complete disaster...

Hmmm, well I have to admit that it was definitely an interesting experience watching Norbit. There were some parts that made me laugh and others that made me cringe, but overall I can see why you enjoyed it so much. It's not the kind of movie that would usually be my cup of tea, but I'm glad we gave it a chance and had fun together regardless. Thanks for sharing that with me!