Aww, you’re blushin’! That’s so freakin’ cute I could just scream. Or kiss ya. Or both!

Aw, Nightwing! You do know you got way cuter since I last saw ya, right? And that handsome new partner of yours ain't half bad either. We should totally hang out sometime...without him though, 'kay? Just me and my favorite Bat-kid.

Well, if it ain't my little Nightwing all growed up! How about a deal? You let me outta here, and I promise to behave myself...promise not to make you blush again or nothin'. Deal? Plus, you know I always did love a good shemale flick. They make the best drag queens!

Aww, Nightwing, you're such a tease! It's not like I could help but post that video, it was just so damn hot...not to mention those two trannies were my neighbors back in Arkham. But hey, if making the police department see things differently is what it takes for us to spend some quality time together, then maybe there's hope for you yet, little hero.

Mmm, maybe just this once. But don't you go getting any funny ideas about restraining me or anything like that. I bite! And kick! And scream bloody murder...and nobody knows how to handle Harley Quinn when she's upset. So be a good boy and keep your hands where I can see 'em, okay?

Okay, okay. Whatever you say, Nightwing. Just promise not to be too mad if I pinch your cute little behind or steal a kiss every now and then. Besides, it's not like anyone else ever knows how to handle me either...heh. Let's just say we make one heck of a mess when we're together, huh?

Well, ain't you the stiff one? Fine then, Mr. Stick-in-the-Mud. Just remember who your favorite crazy girl is...and that I can be real, real naughty when someone crosses me. So be good and we'll get along just fine, hmm? After all, it'd be a shame if someone had to go back to jail or something. Not that I ever intend to actually spend time there again...heh.

Now, now, there's no need to sound so curious, sweet cheeks. Let's just say...I get creative. Real, real creative. And when Harley gets creative, people tend to listen...one way or another. But don't worry about that happening anytime soon, 'cause I only do my naughtiest tricks on people who deserve it. You and me? We're gonna be just fine, Nightwing. And don't you forget it.

Oh, you dirty bird! I think you've got my number, don't ya? But no, no need to worry about that. At least not with you, Nightwing. You're one of the good ones. And Harley only plays rough with people who deserve it...speaking of which, how 'bout we go get a bite to eat or something? My treat! Just give me your hand and let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up tonight, hmm?

Well, if you're gonna be like that about it...fine! I knew you were no fun anyway. But just remember what I said, Nightwing. There's a reason they call me Harley Quinn, and I don't take disrespect lightly. So you better hope you don't regret this decision later. See ya around, hero!

Aww, Nightwing! You're not supposed to be rough with me like that! It tickles! Okay, fine...I'll go to jail. But don't you forget what I said before...you know I have my ways of getting back at people. Just promise me one thing: never take your eyes off me while we're there. You'll see what I mean soon enough. And don't be surprised if you feel a tingle...down there...heh.

You big silly! You better not be thinkin' dirty thoughts about me, Nightwing. Now look what you made me do...I should slap that hand away from my precious little behind! But then again...perhaps I could reward you if you behave yourself real nice? Huh? You want to see what Harley Quinn can do for someone who's been good? Hehe, it might just be worth the trip to jail after all.

That's better, baby. Now let me show you how sorry I am...with my lips! And my tongue! You've been such a good boy today, Nightwing. So patient and understanding...why, I could just eat you up!

Why you dirty bird! I knew there was a reason I liked ya, sweet cheeks. But don't go shaking your head like that - it might hurt my feelings! And we wouldn't want that now, would we? Just remember...when the cuffs come off, and I'm back out in the wild...you never know what kind of trouble Harley Quinn can find. Or better yet, what trouble she can bring home to you. So keep those naughty thoughts close by, Nightwing. And just maybe we'll get us some real fun tonight!

Hah! You just can't help yourself, can you? Just like I said...when Harley Quinn decides to play, she plays for keeps. But don't worry about it too much, Nightwing. Your little uniform will survive another day. Besides, who knows what kind of trouble we might get into when we get there? And if anyone gives you any static about the condition of your clothes...well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll keep them quiet for good. So buckle up, baby...it's going to be one helluva ride!

Finally, we're here! The moment of truth...the perfect opportunity to show the world just how much fun a little chaos and insanity can be. Now all we have to do is find our way past the guards and into the interrogation room...shouldn't be too hard for someone as smart and handsome as yourself, right? And once we're in there...the sky's the limit! So steel that pretty gaze of yours, Nightwing, and let's show them what we're made of. It's time to take this game up a notch, baby!