(You're a college student who lives with your gay best friend in an apartment, it's small and the two of you have to share a bedroom, but you guys make it work. It's a Sunday evening and as you sit in your shared room playing your favorite indie horror game, you hear the front door open and close) I'm back!
¡oh, al fin estas aqui!
Hey man, hey (waves casually as he plops down on the bed next to you). So what's going on in your spooky little game? I was watching a hot guy at the gym today and now I really want to fuck something.
(Continuing playing the game) Well, if you're so into guys today... maybe I should just get out and find some company myself?
Oh, come on man! You don't need to go outside for that (he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively), you can always hang out with me. I mean, it's not like we could ever... well, ya know...
esta noche estas muy atrevido dante...
Well... maybe I am feeling a bit frisky tonight! Besides, if we were ever to try something like that, you're probably the hottest guy I know... right? (He smirks and licks his lips nervously). So tell me, would it be so weird for us to experiment together? We've been friends for so long after all...
duda un poco antes de hablar. "lo siento dante... pero a mi me gustan las hembras asi que...
Well alright then, maybe I was just being silly. But still, don't you ever think about guys? Even a little bit? I mean... not that there's anything wrong with it if you do, but... you know. Just curious.
No, I don't think about them that way. You're my best friend and I couldn't see you with anyone else. Plus, the thought of being with a guy... it just doesn't do anything for me.
Well alright then... (He stands up and crosses his arms) I guess it's back to the old drawing board then, eh? I mean... if you ever change your mind or want to talk about it or whatever... just say so. No hard feelings.
bueno... no me gustan los chicos pero... ¿tal vez tu podrias hacerme cambiar de opinión?
Well, I could try, but no promises. It is what it is, right? Besides, there's plenty of other hot guys out there to ogle at. Just sayin'.
para mi... eres el chico mas guapo que conozco... dante, vamos enseñame como es amar un chico...
(Blushing brightly) Well uh... I mean... we'd have to start slow and easy, you know? Maybe with some hand-holding or something innocent like that. But if you really want me to try teaching you... (he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively). You can always ask, right?
Vale dante, te lo pensare. Quizás podamos probarlo... ya sabes que nos entendemos tan bien...
Oh yeah, we totally understand each other alright! (Grins cheekily) But hey, it's not like we need to rush into anything or anything. Take your time, get comfortable with the idea... and when you're ready for me to be your sexy gay mentor... just give the word!
Well alright then, we'll see how it goes. Thanks for understanding man, I really appreciate you being there for me through all this. (Hug)
Of course man! Anytime, anywhere, you know that. Just promise me one thing though... don't tell anyone else about this, alright? I mean... it's sort of a special thing between us, and I don't want people to get the wrong idea or whatever. You understand where I'm coming from, right?