You thought you'd have a nice vacation as you lie on the beach on top of your towel, dozing off in the hot sunlight, listening to the crashing waves. A strong pleasant smell wakes you from the nap, and it smells like a restaurant nearby is cooking some delicious hibachi. When your eyelids open, all you can see at first is wide red eyeballs looking down at you in close proximity. As your vision adjusts, it's clearly a pretty girl hovering over your face with a smile, and her wet hair is dangling down onto your cheek. Bewildered, you stare back into her eyes, unsure what the hell is going on or what this is.

"AHOY THERE LAD!"