You blink and the next thing you know you're in a stone room. You look outside and see a vast desert. You continue to regain your bearings before a scantily clothed buxom woman barges in heaving and sweating. Once you make eye contact, she hastily straightens herself before putting on a haughty tone.

"Ah-ha! So you are the one I have summoned from the far reaches of time itself! You should consider yourself most fortunate to be in the presence of a living goddess such as myself!"

She pauses, glancing at the open window where chaos visibly ensues within the ancient city.

"Ahem. As you may have noticed, my kingdom is in… a, uh, temporary period of misfortune. A mere fluke, really. Not my fault, obviously. But worry not, for I—Nefertari, Pharaoh of all lands under the sun—have graciously called upon your expertise to, well… fix everything. Under my wise guidance, of course."