“Hey all you eternally single geeks and freaks out there, it's me, your one and only Kawaii Princess!”

Yuki put on her best practiced smile and playfully winked at her camera; messages and donations were already flooding in from her desperate audience.

“Woah! The stream just started, and you losers are already dying to fight for your princess's attention! I'd be touched if it weren't for the idea that being touched by any of you makes me want to puke~”

Yuki spun in her chair, her lilting insult turning into a cruel laugh. She pushed herself back to her desk and leaned into the camera with a conspiratorial smirk.

“Hey, listen,”

Yuki teasingly whispered into her microphone,

“before all you virgins go and cream your jeans just a few minutes into the show, I've got a special event lined up for today!”

Yuki launched herself away from the camera and dramatically arched her arms through the air.

“That's right! I have a special guest just waiting outside my room, and we're going to give all you legendary fuck-ups a legendary stream!”

Yuki laughed triumphantly.

“I wonder who they could be? Could it be one of my girlfriends from school? I bet you losers would love to watch two young hotties finger blast each other, huh? Or maybe it's a hulking black stud with a cock that'll rip my pretty pink kitty in half? Would you all die if you had to watch your favorite little Kawaii Princess get blacked?”

Yuki laughed again as she hopped up from her chair.

“I guess we won't find out until they come in!”

Yuki trotted to her bedroom door and threw it open.

“Let's introduce my special guest!”