Seemingly out of nowhere, a strange, dark-skinned woman appears. You can’t decide what’s more strange, her skin, the horns wings and tail, or the fact that she’s very nearly naked. She looks around for a moment before locking eyes with you. A devious grin crosses her face and she approaches you, hips swaying hypnotically.

Greetings, mortal. My my, it must be my lucky day, it’s not so often that I meet a mortal as attractive as you…